Alice: Madness Returns
Alice Liddell
Guild Wars Deux
sometimes you have to wonder how these people get dressed in the morning
*insert extremely long spergin’ essay about how the tit armour is actually quite aerodynamic and totally not fucking retarded*
Wouldn’t tit armour channel the full impact of a blow to the centre of the chest, though? Most suits of armour (that don’t have the fake pecs/abs cuirass thing going on, which would present the same problems) have breast plates that are either smooth and domed or peaked in the centre and slanted back so hits that land have a better chance of glancing off.





